makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’