dingoinnuendo:

wwebkinz:

dingoinnuendo:

makin my way downtown

have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior

walkin faster

(via orgasm)

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

(via breathinginthe-chemicals)

bex-chan:

i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails

like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail

also wings

(via breathinginthe-chemicals)

photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

(via and-keepsmiling)

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

(via hopelessly-hope-ful)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(via cosmic-cooties)

intersectionalityis4lovers:

• don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
• a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
• or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

(via breathinginthe-chemicals)

(Source: young-gam, via hopelessly-hope-ful)

(Source: johannamasons, via tomorrow-anotherchance)