photolies:

I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.

(via and-keepsmiling)

queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

(via hopelessly-hope-ful)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(via cosmic-cooties)

intersectionalityis4lovers:

• don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
• a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
• or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

(via breathinginthe-chemicals)

(Source: young-gam, via hopelessly-hope-ful)

(Source: johannamasons, via tomorrow-anotherchance)

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

(Source: yugoslavic, via ilovecookiesnot)

seriously-idgaf:

i actually don’t even think i like being friends with you anymore

(via tomorrow-anotherchance)

(Source: nookling, via hayleescomet)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

(via breathinginthe-chemicals)

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

(via breathinginthe-chemicals)