I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
i actually don’t even think i like being friends with you anymore
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute